Sunday, August 30, 2009

So, here is a weird story...

So, the other day, myself and Ralphie were talking about the now deceased "Nature Nick" and his old show "Nature: Let's Go". It was the day that we were about to release the first episode of Mass Offense, and I looked at Ralphie and said, "When did Nature: Let's Go release their first episode?" And Ralphie just looked at me and said, "Uh, I'm not sure, sometime in August, why?" So, because none of our dumb asses knew, I went on google and tried to find out. When I did, the date read: August 30, 2008, The same day we released the first episode of Mass Offense! Coincidence? I think so. But what does this mean for our show? Am I going to die? Is this show going to bomb? My life was shit, so who knows, any of that could still happen...

Think about that America.

Chester Kinder is fucking out!

-Chester Kinder

It's Here!

So, feedback is coming back positive for the first episode of Mass Offense! This is great news! Please, if you haven't seen it, enjoy it and spread the word!

-Chester Kinder

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Episode One Premiere

Yes folks, it is finally here! Episode One is about to premiere! I hope you all enjoy it, and I would like to say, it is more of a introduction episode.

It will be up on youtube later tonight.

-Chester Kinder

Friday, August 28, 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen

Hello America,

I am pleased to announce the premiere of the first episode of Mass Offense @ 10 PM tonight, right here or on youtube. Spread the word.

Time to offend America!!!!!

Fuck Yeah!

-Chester Kinder

Wednesday, August 19, 2009


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the teaser trailer for my new show: "Mass Offense"!

-Chester Kinder

Welcome To My Blog

Hello Friends,

My name is Chester Kinder, I am a professional reporter for the show "Mass Offense with Chester Kinder". We will have a teaser up for the show sometime this week, we will also premiere our first episode within the next two weeks. This is big news for me, that I, Chester Kinder, will get to share my field work with you, the world wide web. In the mean time, read the "Who Am I?" section of this blog to get to know me a bit more.

How much wood could a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck ducks?

-Chester Kinder