So, the other day, myself and Ralphie were talking about the now deceased "Nature Nick" and his old show "Nature: Let's Go". It was the day that we were about to release the first episode of Mass Offense, and I looked at Ralphie and said, "When did Nature: Let's Go release their first episode?" And Ralphie just looked at me and said, "Uh, I'm not sure, sometime in August, why?" So, because none of our dumb asses knew, I went on google and tried to find out. When I did, the date read: August 30, 2008, The same day we released the first episode of Mass Offense! Coincidence? I think so. But what does this mean for our show? Am I going to die? Is this show going to bomb? My life was shit, so who knows, any of that could still happen...
My name is Chester Kinder, I am a professional reporter for the show "Mass Offense with Chester Kinder". We will have a teaser up for the show sometime this week, we will also premiere our first episode within the next two weeks. This is big news for me, that I, Chester Kinder, will get to share my field work with you, the world wide web. In the mean time, read the "Who Am I?" section of this blog to get to know me a bit more.
How much wood could a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck ducks?
What's Up. I'm Chester Kinder, and I am going to take this time to tell you a little about myself. I have worked for a local news station for about 3 weeks, I was then fired for no fucking reason. Soon after, I applied, and was rejected, by all major news sources (Fox, NBC, CNN, ABC, etc.). So, now, I am out on my own with my camera man, Ralphie Stockman, and we are out to do one thing: offend some motherfuckers.